mister-comedy:

My favorite color

exit152:

GARY

• Boy: Did it hurt
• Girl: (sigh) did what hurt
• Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell

candylopez:

if you don’t look like valeria lukyanova don’t talk to me

churchofcheesus:

my headphones have reached that stage where you have to hold them off the empire state building at a 39.5 degree angle and chant an african prayer for both sides to work

lousbianqueen:

if you don’t think miranda cosgrove is creepy just stare at this gif and your opinion will change 

lliampayne:

one time at starbucks on my cup they wrote “fuck i can’t remember your name”

Bitch I’m Fabulous

stay-in-one-direction:

itsgottabeboo:

Plot Twist: you’re married to a member of One Direction and this is all a flash back 

my life has new meaning.

yourreasontobe-1d:

lamp-ayne1d:

boobearz-bum:

caseyaustin7:

“Lily…can you say hi to my friend Caroline F”

all the awards

stop im peeing

ahahAHAHAHAHAHAHA

CRYING. ALL THE AWARDS TO YOU, MY FRIEND.